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Touch My Junk

by Fisting Famous People

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Buttguts Everyone I've shown this album to so far has a reaction that goes from "what the hell am I hearing? " to "still not sure, but it's awesome" by the end of the first track or two. Bizarre, hilarious, and inexplicably genius.
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1.
this is not an empty rude gesture i hope that it infects and festers just don't lose your cool you know i am the ground killer got lost in the middle of a park sewer corrupt my brain and my nether regions but i got legions and legions and legions and legions and legions and they follow me to the grave follow me to the grave do just what what i say follow me to the grave this is not an empty rude gesture (you know) i am the sludge sifter got stuck in the bottom of a pool filter increase my velocity always filler my brain is filled with pure manure i spawned a lesion in the cold season but i got legions and legions and legions and legions and legions and they follow me to the grave follow me to the grave do just what what i say follow me to the grave this is not an empty rude gesture
2.
put me under the knife take all the bad stuff out sew me up really tight and don't forget my MOUTH mouth in bed with my MIND WANTS ME DEAD THINK I'D RATHER BE DUMB INSTEAD OF PISSED pissed fist kiss bliss don't miss GOOD OLD CLEAN FUN (i am lucky that i did not die) MAMA'S LITTLE BOY GREW UP TO BE NO ONE one put me under the thumb rip all the smug stuff out stick me shut with some gum and don't forget my MOUTH mouth filled up with soap i'll say what the fuck i want you cunt while i shoot dope down slope IS THIS THE END OR DO I GET TO TRY IT AGAIN again again (AGAIN) again (AGAIN) put me under the suck all the the good stuff staple my holes and don't forget my MOUTH put me over the suck all the the good stuff staple my holes and don't forget my *clip* filled up with piss don't miss GOOD OLD CLEAN FUN (i am lucky that i did not die) MAMA'S LITTLE BOY GREW UP TO BE NO ONE one the fun is done IS THIS THE END OR DO I GET TO TRY IT AGAIN AGAIN i am lucky i did not AGAIN put me under the suck all the the good stuff staple my holes and don't forget my MOUTH put me over the suck all the the good stuff staple my holes shut and don't forget my MOUTH
3.
HEY let's get fucked up until we throw up and fall asleep drunk on the couch in a rut that sounds like a really that sounds like a fucking good time HEY play video games until our eyes bleed and fall asleep weak in the chair who cares that sounds like a really that sounds like a fucking good time HEY let's get high time flies by fall asleep beside the bed heads to the side that sounds like a really that sounds like a fucking good time HEY let's eat til we're sick take a huge shit and fall asleep fat on the pot blood clot that sounds like a really that sounds like a fucking good time this is not working this does not help why don't i try to be like everybody else HEY let's do this thing right stand up strait fall asleep at night in our beds that sounds like a really that sounds like a fucking good time HEY let's put on a smile it's required fall asleep tired in a 5 bedroom house that sounds like a really that sounds like a fucking good time HEY let's dress up nice fuck someone over and fall asleep snide knowing that we lied that sounds like a really that sounds like a fucking good time HEY let's give up our souls stand for nothing fall asleep cold inside that sounds like a really that sounds like a fucking good time this is not working this does not help i've got to go back to just being myself HEY let's shoot some dope abandon all hope fall asleep get groped gonna need some soap that sounds like a really that sounds like a fucking good time HEY let's never shower our skin tastes sour fall asleep in filth on the floor that sounds like a really that sounds like a fucking good time HEY let's drive a like ass cut people off fall asleep in the grass by a car wreck that sounds like a really that sounds like a fucking good time HEY let's hate the world people fucking suck never fall asleep i just can't that sounds like a really that sounds like a fucking good time this is not working this does not help i cannot be them but i do not know myself
4.
everything i own broken fixed with tape everyone i know think it's my mistake go and buy some new stuff as much as you can take you clean up so nicely welcome to the fake i am so glad that you could join us for this grand event everything i own all gives off a shine everyone thinks it is divine resign time to realign and with time learn how to stand in line i am so glad that you could join us for this grand descent i only wish that you could learn to love the way you're meant to don't end a sentence with a preposition don't end a sentence with a preposition you stupid fuck i'm innocent x4 and then cont in background i am so glad that you could join us for this grand event i am so glad that you could join us for this grand descent i only wish that you could learn to love the way you're meant to everything i own broken fixed with tape everyone i know thinks it's my mistake gonna fix them broken fixed with tape gonna fix them broken fixed with tape i am so glad that you could join us for this grand descent
5.
the kind of shit that never decomposes that's the shit that we were stickin up our noses didn't have to choose it because it chose us the kind of shit that never decomposes the kind of shit that never decomposes express our love with shitty plastic roses rock in a box he opens and he closes the kind of shit that never decomposes the kind of shit that never decomposes sucking dick so that everybody owes us the go buy new brows and cheeks and noses then kind of shit that never decomposes the earth will go boom and end the human race as pieces of our lives shoot out into space meaningless records of unfortunate times the aliens will know how we never got it right praying to a god that laughs as he shows us the kind of shit that never decomposes the kind of shit that never decomposes that could be us maybe if you froze us outlasting everyone that knows us the kind of shit that never decomposes the kind of shit that never decomposes and it's good if no one exposes just business everyone supposes the kind of shit that never decomposes the earth will go boom and end the human race as pieces of our lives shoot out into space meaningless records of unfortunate times the aliens will know how we never got it right praying to a god that laughs as he shows us the kind of shit that never decomposes fresh bloat active decay advanced decay dry/remains the earth will go boom and end the human race as pieces of our lives shoot out into space meaningless records of unfortunate times the aliens will know how we never got it right praying to a god that laughs as he shows us the kind of shit that never decomposes the kind of shit that never decomposes the kind of shit that never decomposes praying to a god that laughs as he shows us the kind of shit that never decomposes the kind of shit that never decomposes the kind of shit that never decomposes the kind of shit that never decomposes praying to a god that laughs as he shows us the kind of shit that never decomposes
6.
the ground is dead the sun has raped it's life brown and burnt no shelter from the light all the trees are (dead) the earth is cracked no water means no life skin so tight and (red) peel a snake now that's what i've become casualty of the texas sun bow to the texas death ray i plead to the texas death ray love the texas death ray they tan in the texas death ray please please save me from the texas death ray please please save me from the texas death ray my skin is burnt my eyes hurt i can't escape the texas death ray i can't escape the texas death ray i can't escape the texas death ray we will soon be dead i know that we will soon be dead i know that we will soon be dead i know that we will soon be dead i know that nothing rots it simply turns to dust wai ting to com (bust) clouds are rare they quickly burn away good luck there's no (shade) pavement stores the power of the ray night falls but heat (stays) bow to the texas death ray i plead to the texas death ray love the texas death ray they tan in the texas death ray please please save me from the texas death ray please please save me from the texas death ray my skin is burnt my eyes hurt i can't escape the texas death ray i can't escape the texas death ray i can't escape the texas death ray we will soon be dead i know that we will soon be dead i know that *clip* there's a hole right above this state o zone met it's (fate) and so will we our pollution path one di rect big (blast) beam of death the charred black remains roast flesh boil our (brains) die in the texas death ray i burn in the texas death ray fry the texas death ray they roast in the texas death ray run run run from the texas death ray run run escape the texas death ray my skin is burnt my eyes hurt i perished in the texas death ray i perished in the texas death ray i died we will soon be dead i know that we will soon be dead i know that we will soon be dead i know that we will soon be dead i know that i am dead and we are all dead and we are all dead i know that i am dead and we are all dead and we are all dead i know that i am dead i know that iam dead i'm so dead

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released February 16, 2015

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